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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."
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"What refreshing beverage will no red-blooded American male ever drink again ? ... wait for it ... an ice-cold Bruceski"
"How many jews could get in to the cab? It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry"
"A cow walks into a bar n."
"How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb? Two at most."
"[2 years after going missing at zoo] wife: [points at TV] ""omg thats him"" me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] ""why is noone helping me"""
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"
"What's faster than light? Darkness, my old friend."
"George Clooney has done so much for the world. All of it to try to get us to forget that he was a terrible Batman."