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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."

"Just crushed my son in an epic game of Monopoly. His tears flooded Baltic Avenue."

"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""

"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""

"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"

"[ad for umbrellas] [cut to me trying to swat away raindrops, just getting totally wet] ""There must be a better way!"" Voiceover: UMBRELLAS"

"I feel like Mammorial Day would be a much less somber day. In fact, it would probably be the breast holiday of the year."

"Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone."