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Joke of the Day
"What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !"
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"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"Guy one: ""Bro I missed the first world war..."" Guy two: ""Don't worry man, they made a sequel"" Guy three: ""I heard it bombed in Japan"""
"I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria. I plan to sell the secret to Dettol."
"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"
"Kanye West always looks like someone just told him a movie spoiler."
"Today is national Radio day. Do you copy? 10-4"
"Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or I'll lose my tempeh."
"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."