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Joke of the Day

"Full Disclosure: I get most of my jokes from a 13 year old Amish kid named Caleb."

"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."

"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"

"I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work."

"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."

"You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones."

"My blonde gf dropped a mug on her feet, spilling her salt over her desk at work... ...Successfully sued claiming to have been mugged and assaulted"

"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."