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Joke of the Day
"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."
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"What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? She wiped her arse."
"How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant? He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]"
"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"
"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"
"Yes, mother, I have gained weight. No, it was not appropriate to point it out by pinching my muffin top in front of thirty people."
"Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list."
"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."
"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"
"What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet? Anything you want. He can't hear a thing."