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Joke of the Day
"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."
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"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."
"What do you call salesman with a lisp? Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different?"
"Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"My ex-gf invited me to her wedding Told her I was busy, will be there next time"
"What's 12 inches long and makes women scream at night? Cot death."
"(interview for construction job) Foreman: Your resume is just pictures of LEGOs? Me: (proudly) Didn't even have to look at the instructions"
"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."
"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"
"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."