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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."
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"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"
"STICK BUG WIFE: We can't seem to get pregnant DOC: Well, we ran numerous tests... STICK BUG WIFE: ...and? DOC: Your husband's an actual stick"
"Will Smith was convicted They found fresh prints at the scene...."
"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
"What's Gollum's favourite food? Scallops, scallops!"
"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."
"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."
"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"