138552

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."

"Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer."

"Waiter your tie is in my soup! That's all right sir it's not shrinkable."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's like a really obscure number you have probably never heard of."

"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"

"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."

"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"How do crazy people go thru the forest? They take the Psycho path."

"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."