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Joke of the Day

"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"

"Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her."

"Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider."

"What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle? A round of applause ...because they all have the clap."

"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"

"[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this"

"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex... Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort) Lady Astor said to Churchill, ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea,"" to which he responded, ""Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"""

"If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman."

"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."