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Joke of the Day
"What's Gollum's favourite food? Scallops, scallops!"
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"Every time you say you're humble, I want to buy you a dictionary."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud."
"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"
"A man goes into a pharmacy And asks, Do you have pills for memory? The pharmacist says, Yes we do. And the man goes: You do what?"
"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."
"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."
"A blind man walks into a bar... Table and a chair."
"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"
"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."