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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."

"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"

"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"

"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. She thinks to herself, 'Some asshole's got my pen.'"

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"[one month later] Sorry, just got your text. Do you still want to break up?"

"Come forth... God: John,come forth and you shall receive eternal life! But john came third and won a toaster."