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Joke of the Day

"Come forth... God: John,come forth and you shall receive eternal life! But john came third and won a toaster."

"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."

"Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs."

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"How to have an unforgettable date? 1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it."

"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"

"Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one. - laundry"

"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"I miss the days before the internet, when you didn't know some person's every awful thought until they died and you cleaned out their attic."