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Joke of the Day
"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"
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"Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet."
"What do a guy crossing Niagara falls on a tight rope and a guy getting a blowjob from a 90 year old have in common? Both are thinking don't look down, just don't look down."
"Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism."
"Thank Satan it's Monday."
"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"
"Happy World Alzheimer's Day! Or was it yesterday??"
"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"
"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery (Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family)"