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Joke of the Day

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"

"Scaring the postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I know where he lives."

"I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights. Who wants some?"

"I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers"

"This one is new in the market.. Sometimes blonde jokes are so blonde.."

"What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment? [removed]"

"A psychiatrist diagnosed me with kleptomania. Now I'm taking things for it."

"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."

"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"

"I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator."