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Joke of the Day
"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"
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"how do you know if you have a high sperm count? your daughter has to chew before she swallows"
"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it ................... A cucumber :)"
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"
"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."
"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""
"All of my best ideas involve jail time."
"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"
"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"