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Joke of the Day
"A psychiatrist diagnosed me with kleptomania. Now I'm taking things for it."
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"I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me."
"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"
"Why are gay men so creative? They think outside the box."
"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""
"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."
"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."
"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."
"Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home"
"What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum? Sacrilegious."