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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights. Who wants some?"
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"Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me."
"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"
"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"