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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"

"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""

"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"

"Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often"

"The definition of a fart...as told by a 60 year old woman I work with. A turd honking for its right of way!"

"Did you hear about the cop who arrested the almond who was smuggling heroin across the border? He busted a nut."

"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."

"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"

"I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it"

"Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget"