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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("
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"You give great word of mouth"
"Catch Up or Catch It What do you do meet an old friend? What do you do when someone throws a ball? What do you put on a hamburger? What do you find in a litter box?"
"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict."
"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."
"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"
"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""
"""I want to get drunk in public."" ""Me too but on pancake batter."" ""If only there was a way to solve both problems."" -The Origin of Eggnog"
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."