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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."

"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."

"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."

"I called my fishing boat ""Dubstep"" Because it's the only time i drop the bass."

"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"

"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"

"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."

"License and registration please. ""Bears."" Excuse me? ""Beaaaaars."" Are you drunk sir? ""BEAAAARS!"" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*"

"A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her."

"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"