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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."
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"To the ""Girls gone Wild"" girls: When flashing your boobs try not to stick your tongues out. It makes you look trashy."
"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""
"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."
"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."
"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He turned out to be a seasoned veteran."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"
"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."