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Joke of the Day

"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because on the boat over to America their shirts said To N.Y."

"Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first."

"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."

"When is a bread not kneaded? When it's unnecessary"

"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."

"What would bears be without Bees Ears"

"I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought ""nah""."

"I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said ""sank you."" So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that"

"I have a basic password for my online banking and a complicated one for twitter. Wouldn't want some hacker breaking in and posting bullshit."