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Joke of the Day

"I called my fishing boat ""Dubstep"" Because it's the only time i drop the bass."

"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."

"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."

"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"

"Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it."

"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."

"While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater."

"What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman? A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry"

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""

"People always give up on me when I show them these words. See if you can get the opposite of each word: Always Staying From Take Me Down"