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Joke of the Day
"If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons."
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"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."
"My wife went to the West Indies for her holidays. Jamaica? No, she wanted to go."
"Microwaves don't need to give warning beeps after cooking the food - the last thing I'm going to do is forget I just made pizza rolls."
"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."
"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."
"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""
"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"