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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."

"S&M A masochist asks a sadist to hurt him, so the sadist doesn't."

"It's the day after my birthday and I feel like an idiot. Probably because I was born yesterday."

"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"Why do authors subtitle their books, ""A Novel"". Did someone look at their book one day and say ""I thought this was a sandwich?"""

"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."

"I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid"

"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."

"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."

"My favorite party game is taking a drink every time I feel insecure amidst the surrounding group of people."