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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."

"How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house."

"Airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual ...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that."

"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."

"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""

"Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all? Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting."

"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."

"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"

"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"