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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."
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"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""
"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"
"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."
"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."
"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."
"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."