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Joke of the Day
"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"
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"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."