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Joke of the Day
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."
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"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."
"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."
"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"
"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."
"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."
"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."
"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."
"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."