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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."

"Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. "

"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke"

"Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life."

"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"

"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."

"Normally I find Ted Cruz's message to be more off point But last night he proved to be undoubtedly a more-on candidate and a moving speaker"