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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay prostitutes so expensive in China? Because there aren't any free erections."
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"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"
"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"
"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."
"What's a Greek's favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn"
"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"
"LPT: Don't eat Taco Bell for breakfast. Or you're gonna have a shitty day."