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Joke of the Day
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
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"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"
"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."
"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."
"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."
"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""
"Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!"
"A father and son were watching a movie together The son says ""Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?"" And the father replied with ""Well, I don't know son. That is a pretty big horse cock."""
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"