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Joke of the Day
"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"
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"Dentist switches lamp on: ""Now open wide"" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: ""This has to stop Denise"""
"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."
"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."
"Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrre"
"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."
"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the damn hedge?!"
"How do cows measure time? In mooments"
"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"