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Joke of the Day

"My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill I told him, ""My door is always open""."

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"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"
"*Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED"
"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""
"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"
"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"
"Opposites? What is the difference between light and hard? If a man tries long enough, he can sleep with a light on..."