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Joke of the Day

"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."

"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"

"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"

"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."

"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"

"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."

"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"

"(Dark humor) what's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"