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Joke of the Day

"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"

"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"

"I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress."

"If con is the opposite of pro ... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"What did one Snow Man say to the other? Hey, you smell carrots?"

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."

"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"

"I asked a hooker to talk dirty to me in Latin. She declined."

"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"