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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"
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"My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this."
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only needs *one nail* to hold it up."
"Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam."
"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*"
"My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill."
"How many Freudian Analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to screw it in and the other to hold the penis---ladder!! I meant ladder..."
"How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?"