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Joke of the Day
"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."
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"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"
"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"
"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"
"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open I didn't understand the gravity of the situation"
"How to deal with anger and resentment toward someone: 1. Write down feelings and put message in a bottle 2. Break bottle over person's head"
"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."