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Joke of the Day
"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."
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"I'm Winston Wolf, I fix problems. So I hear you're having a bad hair day."
"Two cows are standing in a field One cow says ""moooooo"" the other cow says ""fuck! I was just about to say that"""
"You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers."
"I don't like drug tests... They're not my cup of pee."
"3 great kings Teacher: ""Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"" Student: "" Smo-king"", Drin-king and Fuc-king"""
"90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running."
"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"
"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."
"""You're an idiot."" -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word ""HAY!"" while pointing at hay for the millionth time."