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Joke of the Day

"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."

"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"

"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."

"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation."

"Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe you just MRS right."