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Joke of the Day
"I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater. It's one of my greater fears."
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"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."
"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"
"Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:"
"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."
"*flips cap backwards* son, let's keep it real *puts on another cap* the realest *puts on suit made of backwards caps* REALality. word."
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."