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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:"

"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."

"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."

"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"

"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."

"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"

"Django and Bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j."

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"