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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
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"What is called a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone with no dressing."
"I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss"
"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."
"What's an anagram for Banach Tarski? Ransack Habit"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house the car and half of Ken's belongings"
"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."
"Remember when you thought if you accidentally swallowed apple seeds, a tree would grow in your belly? God I miss my 'Thirties'...."