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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
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"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."
"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"
"I met a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor."
"5: let's play the quiet game. Me: Okay 5: ready..? Start. Me: 5: Me: 5: whoever talks first is the loser."
"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"
"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."
"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"