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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
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"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"
"What do you call snacks served at a brothel? whore d'oeuvres"
"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"
"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"
"Honey, let's make this cactUS a cacti. What I'm saying is I want a divorce, and I'm taking the cactus with me."
"I like my women like I like my milk... White, with 2% fat."
"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."