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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."

"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"

"When your boss says ""You need help"", he never means a hitman."

"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."

"Why do lesbians shop at Dunham's? Because they don't like Dick's."

"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"

"What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice? A Fjord Fjocus."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden"