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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."

"As Winston Churchill once said, ""Wait a minute -- I never said this."""

"What do you call a white duck? A Quacker. Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."

"listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?"

"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."