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Joke of the Day

"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."

"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."

"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"

"How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope."

"My best friend won't talk to me. It's because he is a dog."

"Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho"

"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"

"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."

"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"

"I wish we could still defeat bullies with synchronized dancing like in the 80s"