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Joke of the Day
"What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? Dy Ho"
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"Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping? Because it is in tents"
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"
"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."
"I cry at the end of sandwiches."
"My friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water... I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat."
"wife: as immature as you are, you do do a lot for this family, so thank you me: *giggles* wife: me: wife: ...go ahead me: ""do do"""
"4-way car crash reported in Mexico City. 86 confirmed dead."
"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"
"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"