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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lions stomach enormous? Because he finally swallowed his pride"
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"Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions."
"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."
"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"
"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."
"Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'"
"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."
"Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type ""c u @ 2"" to my pot guy."
"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"
"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."