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Joke of the Day

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death."

"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."

"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"

"My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other. She is my buttercup and i'm her useless sack of s hit."

"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"