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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."
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"A man walks into a psychologists office... wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says ""It's a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Warning: Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock. You can't fuck a rock."
"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ah, ye'd think it be R matey.... but actually it's the C!"
"What do you call an alligator that starts something? An insti-GATOR!"
"What's three times worse than OCD? OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait..."
"""I have another terrible idea for a movie!"" - Tyler Perry, every morning."
"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."