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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !"

"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."

"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"

"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."

"I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point."

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"

"Hey, ancient Egyptians! I'm eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids."

"I'ts so cold outside... I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."

"What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea"